RALPH HAUNS STORY
My interest in cars dates
back to probably around age ten. It was 1953 and a family
friend was a car guy with a 53 Ford Victoria
that he had a modified Mercury flathead in. I really looked
up to him. My mother also had a 53 Ford two door
coupe. As a boy, I remember getting in trouble once after
loading mothers trunk with large rocks, with the plan of
lowering the car. I grew up mainly in Whittier,
attending Whittier High School and later starting when I was
around fifteen, I would hang out at Ak Millers Whittier
garage. It was before I had my drivers license and I
had to walk a couple miles thru a pretty bad part of town where
roads were not even paved to get there but I didnt mind.
Some famous racing types like the Unser brothers would often be
there as well as lots of other not so famous types. Aks
shop manager Jack Lufkin had a very fast, modified 56
Corvette. I learned a lot. After I started driving I
would hang out at night with my friends at Nixons Drive-in
(owned by Richard Nixons brother). We would often
clear out the drive-in at night and everyone would proceed thru
the La Habrahills to race at a spot in the country called Fifth
Avenue near what is now the city of La Puente. We had
the road marked with paint for the quarter mile and we would
bring a starter with flags. A lookout in the hills would
flash his lights if the police approached and everyone would
scatter. We had some very fast cars there, occasionally
even trailered. My third car was a Fuel Injected 1958
Corvette, four speed, hardtop only. I was the third owner.
I had three different rear ends which I could swap out in an hour
or less, depending on the venue I wanted to race. I managed
a gas station, so had access to the rack which made that work
easy. I installed a roll bar, a scattershield, Traction
Masters, and performance exhaust. The car remained a 283
CI, but in my garage I removed the Duntov cam and replaced it
with a Clay Smith cam. I took the heads to Ak Miller where
I had them ported and polished. After a year or two, my
friend Terry Haines (today a member of Bonnevilles 200 Mile
Per Hour Club) and I painted the car in his home garage. I
should say Terry painted the twenty two coats of lacquer and
Ralph hand rubbed the twenty two coats of lacquer. We
changed the color from Panama Yellow to a turquoise color and I
had removed the hood louvers and trunk spears to make it look
like a 59 or 60. The car was a daily driver and
weekend racer. I had joined the Roadrunners/ Southern
California Timing Association (still have my jacket), and raced
the standing start mile at El Mirage holding a
record in 1961 at 142.40 MPH, the ½ mile drags at Riverside and
Taft 126 MPH, as well as the ¼ mile. I always tuned
the car myself, but after good racing success I decided to take
it to Dyno Don Nicholson, then famous for Chevy
racing and tuning, to see if he could make it run even faster.
After tuning it on his chassis dyno, I went from his shop near Pasadena
directly to El Mirage where it ran slower than when I tuned it.
It should be noted that in the photo at El Mirage the car has
bias ply tires on the rear. That was to achieve what I
believed to be the proper tire diameter/gear ratio for the record
attempt. An unseen trick was to run 30 weight oil in the
trans and differential instead of 90 weight to lessen friction.
Finally in the photo of myself being interviewed after setting
the record, the caption below refers to the Stock 58
Corvette. That is untrue since it had stock
displacement only. I kept the car about four years, selling
it to a friend when I got married. While I have not
actively raced since then, I have remained an avid car fan,
especially a fan of fast cars. The 58 Corvette can be
found today listed in the Registry Of Corvette Race Cars www.registryofcorvetteracecars.com . I obtained my Masters Degree in
Business and Industrial Management and in 1966 graduated as a
Distinguished Graduate of the Armys Infantry Officer Candidate
School. My service was mainly in the Central Highlands of Vietnam
as a Rifle Platoon Leader, an Infantry Company Commander and as a
Battalion Intelligence Officer, as well as sometimes a liaison
with Vietnamese forces. My civilian career began in the
early 1970s in the motorcycle parts industry. Later I
became a commercial real estate broker specializing in apartment
buildings. Also, I owned a successful restaurant (lots of
work) for twenty two years, and have been married to my wife
Diane for 50 years. Diane was attracted to me as she was
into cars and liked my 58 Corvette. Cars remain my
passion and I have owned many over the years, having seven today.
These include two street rods, a 32 Ford and a 38
Chevy. I also have restored a 1957 Fuel Injected Corvette
to NCRS award winning standards, have a 2013 ZL1 Camaro and a 911
twin turbo Porsche. Daily driver is a SRT Magnum.